Rishta braye VIII-EL

BY  KįŁŁΣЯ

Lerke waly lerky k parents sy: aap k bety myn kia khaas baat hy?

Waseem k parents : Dekhyn mera beta aap sy to shadi krskta hy magar aap ki bete sy nahi, agar aap chahty hyn k aap ki bete shadi k baad b kunwari rahy to mery bety sy shadi krwa dyn warna  KILLER sy shadi krwa dyn.

Faisal k parents : mera beta test aagy krwa skta hy aur project ka kaam kiye baghair advisor ko khush rakh skta hy.

Owais k parents : Dekhyn mery khayal myn aap ko koi ghalat fehme hoi hy , owais naam ka hamara to koi beta he nahi hy. owais naam ke bete hy hamari. agar aap apny bety ki shadi krna chahty hyn owais k sath to kr lyn, us ki khaas baat ye hy k wo bohat ache security guard hy.

Kashif k parents : Mera beta kuch khaye piye baghair pora week cubicles myn reh skta hy, aur baghair kuch perhy choka maar skta hy us k ilawa mera beta hollywood ASSENT myn english bol skta hy.

Arslan k parents : Mera beta paisy kharch kiye baghair LASSI bna skta hy, hum soch rahy hyn k isy lassi ki shop khol k dy dyn. mera beta 1 over kr wa k pitch py lait skta hy aur car myn beth k 20 km marathon bhaag skta hy.

Chugtai k parents : Mery bety ny aaj tk kisi lerki sy baat nahi ke, ye lerkion sy bohat sharmata hy, aap apni beti ki shadi Killer sy kr dyn aur agar aap ka koi beta hy to uski  shaadi mery bety sy kr dyn kiun k mery khayal myn mera beta lerkon myn zyada intrested hy, myn ny isy kai baar dekha hy team viewer per lerkon sy baat krty hoye, ya phir agar aap ki nazar myn koi female vampire ho to us sy shadi kr wa dyn mery bety ke, kiun k ye pehly jis female vampire ko chahta tha us ny isy L kra diya hy.

GC k parents : Hamara beta bohat shareef DISCO MOLVI hy. ye is tarah date marta hy k is k baap ko b nahi pata chalta. is k paas BE COPY PASTE ki degree hy.

Alpha k parents : Mera beta din myn 16 ghanty so skta hy.

Arbi k abbu (Sec) : Mera beta pehly sy shadi shuda hy, aur mujy sharing pasand nahi hy. (samaj to gaye ho gy ) . Lerke waly shocked, Arbi Rocked.

Zohaib k parents : Mera beta topian pehnany myn mahir hy, her type ki topi is k paas her time mojood hoti hy. "Zohaib beta ye zara apny uncle ko topi to pehnana."

Hasban k parents : Mera beta mehnat sy bachny k liye her project myn group leader ban jata hy. is k ilawa mera beta khary khary pankha saaf kr skta hy aur minar-e-pakistan k top ko  haath laga skta hy. tooti myn hath daal kr tanki saaf kr skta hy. mera beta bachon k khatny b  kr skta hy.

Jamal k parents : mery bety ko FPGA k cheety sy zyada Verilog aati hy, ye to ab batyn b verilog myn krta hy. mera beta cover drive bohat achi khelta hy aur razzaq ki tarah seedhi  seedhi bowling krwa k arbi jesy bachy sy b pit skta hy. mera beta her khany sy pehly shave banata hy.

Zaid k parents : mera beta ghussy myn tamater ke tarah laal ho skta hy aur kutton wala patta apny bazzo py bandh kr bara khush hota hy aur phir kutton ki tarah bachon ko bashan deta hy.

Aziz k parents : pory khushab myn sirf mery bety k paas BE BATTI ON OFF ki degree hy jo is ny PNEC sy hasil ki hy.

Asif k parents : Mera beta chussbook ka admin hy.
Lerke waly : ADMIN hy!!!!!!!!!!!
Asif k parents : Chussbook ka...
Lerke waly : Admin to hy na, Bus hamyn qabool hy.

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Arbi : Tum aik lafz bolo myn pora sentence samaj jaon ga jo tum bolna chah rahy ho.
Hasban : Abu
Arbi : mujy pata hy tum Barki ki baat kr rahy ho.

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