Last week chusses

BY  KįŁŁΣЯ

Kashif: Sir kal myn kamran k sath date maar raha tha aur patang bazi kr raha tha.
Dr. sameer : Aap patang bazi kryn ya londay baazi, mujy farak nahi parta.
Kashif   : Sir test kal ly lyn
Sameer : Myn aap ki ly lon ga lekin test aaj he lon ga.
Kashif   : Plz sir.
Sameer : Kia aap ny mujy dekha kamran k sath date maarty aur patang bazi krty hoye????
Kashif   : sir wo to myn dekh b nahi skta, aisa dekhny sy pehly myn suicide kr lon ga. sir plz test last period myn ly lyn.
Sameer : ly lyn, ly lyn??? ktni baar kaha hy myn ghandy bachon ki nahi leta.
Kashif   : Sir plz test aik ghanty baad ly lyn.
Sameer : Ghanty ki batti bna k apny router myn ly lo, test time per ho ga.
Kashif   : Chalyn sir test aadha ghanty baad ly lyn
Sameer : Mery bridge py charh, myn na test aagy lon ga na peechy lon ga, test myn time py lon ga.
Kashif : Sir aap b student life sy guzry hyn, aap per b aisa waqt aya hoga???
Sameer : PONKA , myn bohat pappu aur cheetah student tha. ab mery dimaagh ka andha ghotala na bnao aur yahan sy 1 Mb/Sec ki speed sy short ho jao.
Kashif   : Sir aap ki shadi ho gae???
Sameer : Tumhari aur kamran ki shadi ho gae???
Kashif   : Sir aap ko pata hy Pakistan myn allow nahi hy, warna hum dair na kryn.
Sameer : mera b kuch aisa he scene hy.
Kashif   : Matlb hum dono aik he kashti k sawaar hyn, ahaaan sir... kis k sath???
Sameer : Sub bata dun, naak ktwa dun, Bridge py charha dun, router myn ghusa dun.........

Curtains dropped , Door locked...........
MMMMMMUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GC reherseling for presentation:

GC : Bismillah , My name is ahmad. the topic of my presentation is
        Ye presentation nahi aasan
        bus itna samajh li jiye
        aik Dean ki mori hy
        Aur pory group ny nikalna hy.

Alpha : yaar serious presentation dy.

GC : acha ab serious. My name is ahmad, the topic of my presentation is
     Ye baazi presentation ki baazi hy.
     ye baazi hum he jeetyn gy.
     Arshad hamari kia mary ga.
     Hum roz arshad ki maryn gy.
     aur arshad k jtny bachay hun gy,
     un sub ka naam b arshad rakhy gyn.
     aur phir un sub ki b maary gyn.

Alpha: Time kum hy serious ho ja.

GC : Ok , My name is shela and im not sexy at all. and now for the rest of the song i wud call Alpha to continue..

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Asif , GC and Alpha givng presentation.

Asif : sir hum ny sari PCBs khud design ki hyn.
LUL Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Alpha : sir hum ny pcbs fabricate b khud ki hyn.
Chay Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
GC : sir pnec ki history myn itni fine PCBs kisi student ny nahi banaen.
Chuss Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Alpha : sir hum ny sari pcbs test kr lein hyn..
Chussu Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Asif: Sir ye sari pcbs batti bna k apny ander ly lyn.
Chummy Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
GC : Mor k ander ly lyn.
Chussar Arshad : maza nahi aya.
Alpha : Sir ye ethernet ki wire b ly lyn.
Arshad : abi b maza nahi aya.

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Asif : if u cannot change the person then change the person.
Arbi : samaj nahi aya, asan zaban myn samja.
Asif : agar barki sy maza nahi araha hy to rauf ko pakar lo.
GC : ye possible nahi hy, according to law if u cannot change barki then u can never change barki.