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Email addresses of EL-VIII

BY KįŁŁΣЯ

 

Guess konsa email address kis ka hy??????

Burki@burki.burki

why-i-am-in-pnec@GOD-knows.samaj-sy-bahir-hy.com

koi-mujy-lerki-dey-dy@khuda-k-liye.com

chayn-chayn-na-kr.someone-yelling@arsi.all-the-time.com

i-am-in-pakistan@mossad's-will.IS

lassi-wala-pharry-wala-choopay-wala@ur-service.com

 

disable-all-intrrupts@my-sleeping-time.com

date-maro@chup-chupa-k.com

female-security-service-provider@no-cost.com

teeli@jalti.com

criticise-only@other-groups.tum-ny-kuch-nahi-kia.com

mere-maaro@speed-of-light.maza-nahi-aya.com

busy@doing-nothing.com

wants-to-b-currupt-politician@any-cost.com

only-writer@chussbook.tk

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Arslun amin apny cell phone sy kisi ko ye msg send kr raha tha.

sawal ye hy k arslun ye msg kisy send kr raha tha?

1)apni G.F ko

2)chugtai ko

3)apny bachy ko

4)apny aap ko

5)memon k cell myn balance ho, ye mumkin nahi

6)apny B.F ko

Sawal ka jawab dyn aur jeetyn dunya ka sub sy behtareen sucker....

jawab deny k liye apny write msg myn ja ker type kryn sucker <space> apna naam <space> option number aur send kr dyn 03432464204 py.

My views:

Option 1 : jis shakhs ko us k gher waly, dost aur teacherz tk bardasht na krskyn, mumkin he  nahi k aisy retarded shakhs ki koi G.F ho, unbelieveable.... unless k wo lerki b mentally retarded ho.

Option 2 : jis waqt arsi ye msg type kr raha tha us waqt chughu us k saamny betha hoa tha, memon apny samny bethy hoye bandy ko msg kary, naaaaaamumkinnnnnnn...

Option 3 : arsi aur uska bacha!!!!!!!!! again bacha hona he naaaamumkinnnn hy to usy msg krny ka sawal he paida nahi hota....

Option 4 : possible hy, memon apny aap ko ye msg kr k apny dil ko khush kr raha ho, iski orientation py to mujy shoro sy he shak tha..

Option 5 : memon ko myn ny balky sub ny he her waqt dosron sy cell phone mangty houe dekha hy,  ye jis ko b msg send kr raha tha, msg send krny k baad yaqeenan ye likha hoa aya hoga, Msg sending failed due to insuffucient balance.

Option 6 : My vote...

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 Chuss idea by Aziz dhoda, manipulated by KįŁŁΣЯ

Xilinx aik la ilaaj marz hy, is beemari sy university myn 4 bandon k pagal hony ka khadsha. 

Beemari ki alamaat: pora din laptop k saamny beth k xilinx ko dekhty rehna, aik he room myn project k bahany 4 bandon ka kareeb kareeb bethna, raaton ko jaag ker "KAAAM" krna.

Wajohaat : Ye beemari Arshad aziz naami keeray k katny sy phailti hy.

Ehtyati tadabeer : Anti arshad spray use kryn. Is keeray sy jtna mumkin ho door rahyn, Jin ko ye bemaari lahaq hy un sy b door rahyn. Ikram rasool urf Nivada sy 8051 aur assembly k teeky lagwayen. Mamoon dawakhana sy AVR ki tablets ly kr istamaal kryn. Hyderabadi medical store sy touch screen aur ethernet k syrup istmaal krny sy b afaqa ho ga.

Medicine ko FPGA ki pohnch sy door rakhyn aur kisi b motion detection ki nazar myn na aany dyn.

Wizarat e behbooday AVR, Hakomat e Touch screen, PNECistan.

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Owais : u r a liar.

Arsi : I accept dat i'm a liar, i'm fruad , i'm kameena, i'm Baghairat, i'm memon but atleast i'm not a liar.

Owais : What The Fissssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zohaib : There are 3,000,000,000 girls in the world. 2999999995 are pretty, and the rest 5 becomes our class fellow.

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Aziz dodha shair chusssss

Myn gora wo kala

arz kia hy

Myn gora wo kala

alalala hoaa alalala hoaa