MISSING MODERATOR IN SOCIETY

Author: Wasim Ahmad

Marveling at the excellence of West is stereotypical. However if we start implementing their successful systems in Pakistan will our country flourish and be Prosperous? No never, because Growth and opulence never come effortlessly, the indispensable thing to change here is our intolerance to differences, and Gaps that have grown enough to exhibit bigotry and our Extremist behavior. Awfully the Eastern Ethnocentric and Ultra-modern wannabee are two fanatics’ gangs in society. 

Eastern chauvinist group totally over rule the western achievements and excellence, narrow minded xenophobic   are intolerant, they use force in the name of Jihad and Islam, Most of the eastern chauvinist are from Lower class, who are deprived of their basic needs, neither they are able to educate their children nor their mind grooms in the stringent learning environment of Madarsas. In contrast to followers leaders of most of such chauvinist are charlatan, Leaders enjoying double standard life and exploiting, juvenile people.

Veracity of competition or conflicts is -the activities of members of low power group tends to be viewed as more extreme than similar activities committed by members of group advocating the status quo. The western partisan living in metropolitans may be small in masses, but are more powerful and influential in Pakistan. They are educated in with western (OYE! level) Curriculum in Elite schools. They prefer higher Education, serving and settlement in west. They are shameful to link themselves to Pakistan.

Mere criticizing the two Fanatic group of Pakistan society is useless in development of Pakistan, both the groups are objectionable and dangerous, not because they are extreme but they are intolerant. What we miss here are moderators who can moderate the extremism, Moderators who can categorize things in Grey instead of steadfast differentiating in dark or colorless, moderators who can understand and accepting reality that people are neither bad nor good but they are in shades of gray - a category in between good and bad. Country is ushered to prosperity by moderators not by the horde of hooligan.

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   Chusssss

FEROCIOUS FELLOWS

By Wasim Iqra

Facts that how much creep these creatures are undoubting part of every workplace. Their presence can be loathsome to deal with

Busty body(OWAIS)

The jarringly coolest guy among all other species, He is a built-in intelligent. He remains happy and endeavors to make others too. Moreover he is god blessed smarty, doing the work in hours that you spend days on & this thing annoys you the most and makes you green with envy.

This chum is full of energy, unafraid of defying task, poking his nose in every matter and from there he starts losing the points. Best way to deal the person is remain ignorant & enjoy working your way.

Miss Hot Cake (ANAB)

How much she is erroneous about her looks. OH MY GOSH! She feels all the boys of this workplace are after her.  No one on the planet is gorgeous like her. Killer is in full swing on Monday morning when people are steering only to discover her bleached facial and reflective upper-lips that were shadowy before the weekend.

The best way to deal with venomous is be distant because she never needs a reason to bite. Despite of all this i had a serious crush on her earlier, before getting bitten.

The Sycophant(KASHIF)

 This crony is blessed with the most toxic talent. This guy has the ability to make any one fly high in the sky from your boss to the hottest chick. Despite being lethargic this slacker is the most rewarded person.

Dealing with person is not an easy job in spite of this try honing your flattery skills they may not only make you compete with him but benefit you a lot professionally.

The whiner(DHORAJI)

His crying sound is the most sickening thing in the work place. His nagging attitude reflects not only his dissatisfaction but also his lack of interest. The day of moaner starts with stories of unpleasant event those are part and parcel of life. In fact he also has nexus from nerdy worm.

Next time you hear his whining sound, go take a cup of tea. If you don’t take any stimulants you might soon end up cracking your head on wall.

The Sophisticated(SAIRA BAJI)

She is the most beautiful personality of the place. Commitment to her work, her style and ego is unique many of the other persona include her willingness to help others so she is likeable by many people but approachable by few.

Best way to deal is to remain straight and focused because the killer can bend you if dare to flex her. (kashif and I tried but were badly  turn down every time and that's why I call her BAJI now.)

Yo Yo Boy(ZOHAIB)

Always eager to flaunt his smartness .This wannabe is a nasty personality ever ready to showing off weather it is buying branded stuff or cracking a silly joke, he never misses a opportunity to exhibit his cheesiness. He is also a barking dog most of the act & talk antagonist to what you do/say and for defending the argument, he can go down to take support of false & fallacious proofs.

You don’t need to do a lot because all his effort goes in vain because of his superfluous attitude.

"Mujy agar PNEC myn aik chaapa maar morning show krny ke ijazat de jae tou myn PNEC sy dating culture aur fahashi ka khatma kr skti hun." Maya Khan

"Myn maya khan ke mukammal himayat krta hun aur uski chaapa maar team ka hissa ban'ny k liye b tayyar hun." Sir Najeeb

"Bachpan myn Maya khan ko date marty hoye pakra tha jis ka ab wo dosron sy badla ly rahe hy." Madam Durr-e-Shahwaar

"Maya khan is a bitch." Sir G P Shoaib

"dude Maya khan is so hot. she is awesome. just look at her figure. oh man, i just can't control my self." Sir mustaqeem

Sir nevada aka ikram rasool ka PTI myn shamoliyat ka faisla. PTI k office jany per unhyn dhakky maar kr nikaal dia gya. PTI k rules k mutabiq 100 saal sy zaed umer k afraad party join nahi kr skty. Sir Nevada ka PTI k khilaaf sakht ehtejaaj aur qanooni qaarwai ka faisla. Suprem Court ny PTI per tauheen-e-Nevada ka case kr dia gya.

"Pehli baar jb myn ny Memo Gate ka naam suna tou mujy laga wo keh rahy hyn ""Mamoo Gate" . Sir Farhan aka Mamoo

More stuff coming soon, so keep visiting.

CHUSSEPTION 1

Asif, Chugtai, Arbi, GC and Alpha going from arbi's home to mosque for Isha prayer at 11 pm ....

Arbi: is raasty py churailyn b hoti hyn.

Chugtai: Oye churailon myn b HOT aur SEXY churailyn hoti hon ge?

Asif: 4 saal PNEC myn rehny k baad b tumhyn nahi pata chala k Sexy churailyn b hoti hyn.

Arbi: PNEC myn churailyn to bohat dekhe hyn , lekin sexy to koi nahi dekhe.

Chugu : yar ab tk koi lerki to mili nahi, koi churail he mil jae.

Asif : FV kisi sexy churail sy km hy kia?

GC : Jb koi lerki he nahi mili to churail kesy mily ge.

Alpha : Lerkion k paas jana perta hy, jb k churail khud aati hy.

GC : Beta churail aati nahi hy balky ander ghuss jati hy.

Chugu : yaar beshak ander ghuss jaye lekin ho sexy.

Arbi : Tujy kesy pata chaly ga k churail sexy hy k nahi, wo to tery ander ho ge.

Alpha : Jesy west indies myn sub sy zyada kali lerki sub sy zyada khubsurat hoti hy, aisy he churailon myn sub sy zyada khofnaak churail sub sy zyada SEXY hoti ho ge....

CHUSSEPTION 2

(Facebook Chuss)

Zaid ilyas : Missing hostel.

Muhammad Asif : Girls hostel? yeah..i am missing it too.

Zaid Ilyas : @Asif Hostel of Bahria...hehehe

Rashid Manzoor : and ur pillow? :P :D

Zaid Ilyas: @Rashid nahi usy miss nahi kr raha. Lolz

Muhammad Asif: Pillow ko kia miss krna hy, uss myn holes kr kr k uska kuch chora nahi tha.

Ahsan Fawad: hostel myn holes tou kr skta tha!!! gher myn kahan sy kry ga???

Muhammad Asif : gher waly pillow he nahi dety, phir ye bed myn holes krta hy. ab gher waly isy zamin py sulaty hyn. neechy waly aa k pochty hyn k bhai raat ko aap ke gher ye farash myn drilling kon krta rehta hy.

Rashid Manzoor: bus kr do ab. zaid shareef banda hy.

Muhammad Asif : @rashid han sharafat tou tapakti hy is sy...wo alag baat hy k ghalat jaga sy tapakti hy. isi liye hr wqt is room chip chipa rehta hy.

Sequels coming soooon...Stay tuned.
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Tafseelat k mutabiq Dr. Arshad Aziz ny zaigham ko apny room myn bula kr pehly aik chommy de aur phir apni khufia muhabbat ki qasam dety hoye kaha k ye mere thori se bachi hoi izzat ka sawal hy, tumhyn jitny b projects milyn hyn, unhyn end time py topi krwa dena, is tarah mery group k gold medal jeetny k chances barh jaen gy. Ye b pata chala hy k Dr. Arshad ny pichly aik maheeny myn Dean office k 420 chakkar lagaen hyn, Itny chakkar agar wo masjid k lagaty to bakhshish pakki the. Baad myn ye b maloom hoa k Arshad Aziz ny he Durr-e-Shahwaar ko kaha tha k wo Arbi k project ko kum number dy, is sy pata chalta hy k Dr. Arshad ki Arbi sy ktni phat'ti hy.

PNECLEAKS k mutabiq sabiq sports NSR Bilal ki PNEC wapsi ki waja Masters nahi hy balky kuch aur hy. Bilal jb Graduation k baad wapis apny gaon gya to us k gher walon ny us sy shadi krny ko kaha jis per us ny kaha k wo shadi sirf PNEC ki lerki sy he kary ga aur faisla kia k wo masters kerny k bahany PNEC wapsi aye ga. Wapis aa ker us ny lerki ki talash shoro ke aur aakhir usy aik adad bachi mil he gae jis k sath wo roz Shahal khan resturant myn date marta hy.

stay tunes for more PNECLEAKS...

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Chuss version of "MYN DOOB RAHA" By Bilal Khan

Graduation k safar main
chalna hy pakar k
koi na dekhy hamyn
Kr lyn hum jee bhar k
ab wo mujy na milayn
teacher woh yaad aain na
khata hogai, saza hogai
puraney chopay yaad aain na
PNEC kay is shor main
sikha hai charh kay
hota hy choopa kia
main choop raha
choop raha
mujay chupana

masti ke ye raat hy
moun myn hyn daly hoye
koi nahi muj ko dekh raha
Khara hoa mujboor hai
maza zara door hai
bhuj raha hy kamray ka charag
khata hogai, saza hogai
puraney tareeqay yaad aain na
PNEC kay is shor main
sikha hai charh kay
hota hy choopa kia
main choop raha choop raha
mujay chupana

Yeh larkiyon ki university , yeh university ki larkian

na to yeh haseen hain
na to yeh zaheen hain
Hai larki agar ek to
Saath larky bhi teen hain
Jebon main larkon ki ab hone lagi hain karkian
Yeh larkiyon ki university , yeh university ki larkian


Utthna subha bahana hai
Tayar ho ker aana hai
In sub ka yehi khawab hai
Aishwariya ko harana hai
Paisoon se yeh kitaboon ki, latee hain apni baliaan
Yeh larkiyon ki unversity, yeh university ki larkian



Perhai main bhi aagaye hain
Larai main bhi aagaye hain
Larke kaise aagaye baren
lerkion k peechay jo bhagy hyn
Larkon ki her kharabi ki waja hain yehi larkian
Yeh larkiyon ki university, yeh university ki larkian


Khudaya hum ko maaf ker
inke Zehno ko saaf ker
Na dikhayi hum ko diya karen
Ab tu hi kuch insaaf kar
Jahanum main hum larkon ko pohchayengi yeh larkian
Yeh larkioon ki university, yeh university ki larkian

Chuss Version of "DIL JHOOM JHOOM" By Ali Zafar

Dedicated to PNEC galz

Hum ney tujhe dekha,
makri k jaalon myn
lomri ke chaalon myn
latky hoye gaalon me
mailay khayalon me
uljy hoye baalon me
chutia sawalon myn
chuss marny walon myn
lesbian ke havaalon me

jitna tu qareeb aye
utni lage choti choti
jab bhi tu le angrayi
tery sy badboo aye

K dil ghoom ghoom

chaly ghoom ghoom

Hum ney tujhe dekha hy,
Gandagi k naalon me
larai karne walon me
murda misaalon me
cigarette peeny walon myn
date marny walon myn
chutiapy saarny walon myn

More to come in COCK Studiossss...

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Taza tareen itla'a k mutabiq PNEC myn aik drone hamla hoa hy, jis myn Dr. Arshad samait 4 doctors halak ho gaye hyn. Dr. Arshad ki chitta room 12 myn hasban mahmood k hathon jalae jae ge. tamam student shirkat ferma kr gunah-e-kabeera hasil kryn. hamly k baray myn pehly ye kaha ja raha tha k is myn uzair ka drone "MUJAHID" istamaal hoa hy, baad myn tehqeeqat sy pata chala k Mujahid tou 'KHASSI' hy, ur na tou door ke baat wo tou reeng b nahi skta. Dr. Arshad aziz ko aakhri ghusal dety hoye un k underwear sy aik batti , aik fpga aur bohat se ashya baraamd hoi jin ke shakal ahmad fawad kay banaye hoye project jesi the.

Dosri khabar k mutabiq Dr. Arshad aziz k aik intahai kareebe dushman 'Asif' ke shadi ho gae hy aur us k haan pehly he saal 3 bachon ny janam lia hy, jin k naam us ny Arshad aziz , Nazeer alam aur nevada rakhy hyn.

New Year ke khushi myn PNEC ny college myn aik function arrange kia jis myn kafi ta'adad myn students aur instructors ny shirkat ke. students ny new year ke khushi myn bhangra dala jisy dekh kr instructors ko b apna bachpan yaad agya k wo kesy shadion pr bhangry daal k paisy loot'ta krty thy tou unhon ny b students k sath bhangra daal kr apny bachpan ke yadyn taza kein aur new year ke khushi manai. is moqy pr aik concert ka b ehtamaam kia gya tha. Jis myn Nevada , Mamu , Mitha , PhD pakao band jesy famous singers aur bands invited thy. Nevada ny classical gana "Jany kitny dino k baad gali myn aaj chand nikla" ga kr aur break dance kr k hazreen ko preshan kr dia. Mamu ny "MAMU CANT DANCE SALA" aur Mithy ny "GAL MITTHI MITTHI BOL" ga kr students sy daad wasool ke. aakher myn Pakao band ny apni pakao performance sy logon k dil cheer diye aur function ko waqt sy pehly khatam hony myn aham krdar ada kia. aur youn PNEC ny apni fazool aur boring functions ke rewayat ko barqarar rakhty hoye aik aur boring function ko ikhtamam pazeer kia.

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some texts we 'll probably never get again.

Chugtai : Arbi k gher perhny jana hy, arslan ko kata do.

waseem : guys sir usman saying raat ko aa k numbers dekh lena, oh sorry ye msg to mery liye tha tum log subah aa k numbers dekh lena. love u all , mmmmmmmmuuuaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Arbi : Burki k paas ja raha hun, aik ghanty myn "FARIGH" ho k aata hun.

Memon : kal mery 5 rupy ly ana, ok? its urgent.

Alpha : agar aankh khul gae to ajaon ga.

Kashif : yaar mere bilkul b tayyari nahi hy, qasam sy relative nahi maar raha.

Owais : myn pehly lerkion ko perha lon phir tmhyn perhata hun.

CR : yaar myn usman ko rota hua nahi dekh skta, plz kal uski assignments bna k ly ana.

Asif : Sir Sameer ki ASS bna le?

Arsi : BaBy i NeEd u.

Arsi : chugu mujy b sath ly kr jana.
Chugu : PONKA।

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17 MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITIES OF PNEC

1. Hyderabadies
2. Dr. Mitha
3. Sir Shahaal khan
4. Mr. Hanfi
5. Sir Usman
6. Sir Bhaglol
7. Uncle Mustaqeem
8. Aunty Ayesha Mustaqeem
9. Najma Chugtai
10. Dr. Poblum Pervaiz
11. Sir Choti Machine
12. Sir Javed Supari
13. Uncle Nevada
14. Durr-e-Shahwaar
15. Gol Gol mehmoona
16. Baba Waheed
17. Dabang Nazeer Alam

9 LEAST INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITIES OF PNEC

1. Dr. Arshad
2. Dr. Sameer
3. Baba Rasheed
4. Assistant Professor Mamoo
5. Dean EPE
6. Germander
7. Dr. Atta
8. G.P Shoaib
9. Mustafa jaan

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Kashif : Sir kindly test Thursday ko ly lyn.

Germo : Nop, this is not possible.

Girls : sir test Thursday ko ly lyn .

Germo : No problem at all. So this is final announcement, Test is on Thursday.

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GC: ye faysal bank waly t20 tornament kiun krwa rahy hyn?

Asif : faysal bank k manager k dada ka intaqal ho gya , un k aisal-e-sawab k liye tornament krwa rahy hyn, her six py unko 10 neekian melyn ge aur her wicket py 5 neekian km ho jaen ge. aur boundry rokny py 5 neekian bonus myn milyn ge.

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Aaj myn aapko bataon ga k , kahawat "Gher ke murge daal barabar " ka janam kesy hoa.

Is ke peeche aik lambi kahani hai. Aik murgi ko pyar ho gaya to us ne mannat mangi ke agar mujy mera pyar mil gya to myn ghar ki sari dal kha lon gi . Jb us ki mannat pori ho gae to us ne gher ke sari daal kha li. us ke malik ne jb pakane ke lea dal dhondi to usko nahi mili to us ne murgi pakane ka faisla kea. per murgi ko zibah kerne laga to beech me murga aa gaya jis ke lea murgi ny mannat mangi the per malik ne murghy ko paker ke pinjre me band ker dea or phir murgi ko zibah kea to ander se sub dal he nikli or gosht to tha nahi kyon ke dal khane se pehle murgi ne one week dieting jo ki the so malik ne bola ke ghar ki murgi to dal braber is lea us ne murge ko bhi zibah ker dea or chicken or daal pakae or is tarah un ka pyar amar ho gaya .

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Umar Shareef: "Sir, log bahar se aa kay hum pe bomb phaink k nikal jatay hein. Hamaray pas bhi tou atom bomb hein."
Musharraf: "Han hein tou sai."
Umar Shareef: "Tou wo kya hum ne shabrat k liye rakhay hue hein."

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Asif : Burki tujy chorny aye ga airport?

Arbi : Han

Alpha : Aik abbu sy to dosry abbu k paas tranfer ho ga..

Asif : Yani Soft hand over ho ga.

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Email addresses of EL-VIII

BY KįŁŁΣЯ

 

Guess konsa email address kis ka hy??????

Burki@burki.burki

why-i-am-in-pnec@GOD-knows.samaj-sy-bahir-hy.com

koi-mujy-lerki-dey-dy@khuda-k-liye.com

chayn-chayn-na-kr.someone-yelling@arsi.all-the-time.com

i-am-in-pakistan@mossad's-will.IS

lassi-wala-pharry-wala-choopay-wala@ur-service.com

 

disable-all-intrrupts@my-sleeping-time.com

date-maro@chup-chupa-k.com

female-security-service-provider@no-cost.com

teeli@jalti.com

criticise-only@other-groups.tum-ny-kuch-nahi-kia.com

mere-maaro@speed-of-light.maza-nahi-aya.com

busy@doing-nothing.com

wants-to-b-currupt-politician@any-cost.com

only-writer@chussbook.tk

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Arslun amin apny cell phone sy kisi ko ye msg send kr raha tha.

sawal ye hy k arslun ye msg kisy send kr raha tha?

1)apni G.F ko

2)chugtai ko

3)apny bachy ko

4)apny aap ko

5)memon k cell myn balance ho, ye mumkin nahi

6)apny B.F ko

Sawal ka jawab dyn aur jeetyn dunya ka sub sy behtareen sucker....

jawab deny k liye apny write msg myn ja ker type kryn sucker <space> apna naam <space> option number aur send kr dyn 03432464204 py.

My views:

Option 1 : jis shakhs ko us k gher waly, dost aur teacherz tk bardasht na krskyn, mumkin he  nahi k aisy retarded shakhs ki koi G.F ho, unbelieveable.... unless k wo lerki b mentally retarded ho.

Option 2 : jis waqt arsi ye msg type kr raha tha us waqt chughu us k saamny betha hoa tha, memon apny samny bethy hoye bandy ko msg kary, naaaaaamumkinnnnnnn...

Option 3 : arsi aur uska bacha!!!!!!!!! again bacha hona he naaaamumkinnnn hy to usy msg krny ka sawal he paida nahi hota....

Option 4 : possible hy, memon apny aap ko ye msg kr k apny dil ko khush kr raha ho, iski orientation py to mujy shoro sy he shak tha..

Option 5 : memon ko myn ny balky sub ny he her waqt dosron sy cell phone mangty houe dekha hy,  ye jis ko b msg send kr raha tha, msg send krny k baad yaqeenan ye likha hoa aya hoga, Msg sending failed due to insuffucient balance.

Option 6 : My vote...

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 Chuss idea by Aziz dhoda, manipulated by KįŁŁΣЯ

Xilinx aik la ilaaj marz hy, is beemari sy university myn 4 bandon k pagal hony ka khadsha. 

Beemari ki alamaat: pora din laptop k saamny beth k xilinx ko dekhty rehna, aik he room myn project k bahany 4 bandon ka kareeb kareeb bethna, raaton ko jaag ker "KAAAM" krna.

Wajohaat : Ye beemari Arshad aziz naami keeray k katny sy phailti hy.

Ehtyati tadabeer : Anti arshad spray use kryn. Is keeray sy jtna mumkin ho door rahyn, Jin ko ye bemaari lahaq hy un sy b door rahyn. Ikram rasool urf Nivada sy 8051 aur assembly k teeky lagwayen. Mamoon dawakhana sy AVR ki tablets ly kr istamaal kryn. Hyderabadi medical store sy touch screen aur ethernet k syrup istmaal krny sy b afaqa ho ga.

Medicine ko FPGA ki pohnch sy door rakhyn aur kisi b motion detection ki nazar myn na aany dyn.

Wizarat e behbooday AVR, Hakomat e Touch screen, PNECistan.

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Owais : u r a liar.

Arsi : I accept dat i'm a liar, i'm fruad , i'm kameena, i'm Baghairat, i'm memon but atleast i'm not a liar.

Owais : What The Fissssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zohaib : There are 3,000,000,000 girls in the world. 2999999995 are pretty, and the rest 5 becomes our class fellow.

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Aziz dodha shair chusssss

Myn gora wo kala

arz kia hy

Myn gora wo kala

alalala hoaa alalala hoaa

Rishta braye VIII-EL

BY  KįŁŁΣЯ

Lerke waly lerky k parents sy: aap k bety myn kia khaas baat hy?

Waseem k parents : Dekhyn mera beta aap sy to shadi krskta hy magar aap ki bete sy nahi, agar aap chahty hyn k aap ki bete shadi k baad b kunwari rahy to mery bety sy shadi krwa dyn warna  KILLER sy shadi krwa dyn.

Faisal k parents : mera beta test aagy krwa skta hy aur project ka kaam kiye baghair advisor ko khush rakh skta hy.

Owais k parents : Dekhyn mery khayal myn aap ko koi ghalat fehme hoi hy , owais naam ka hamara to koi beta he nahi hy. owais naam ke bete hy hamari. agar aap apny bety ki shadi krna chahty hyn owais k sath to kr lyn, us ki khaas baat ye hy k wo bohat ache security guard hy.

Kashif k parents : Mera beta kuch khaye piye baghair pora week cubicles myn reh skta hy, aur baghair kuch perhy choka maar skta hy us k ilawa mera beta hollywood ASSENT myn english bol skta hy.

Arslan k parents : Mera beta paisy kharch kiye baghair LASSI bna skta hy, hum soch rahy hyn k isy lassi ki shop khol k dy dyn. mera beta 1 over kr wa k pitch py lait skta hy aur car myn beth k 20 km marathon bhaag skta hy.

Chugtai k parents : Mery bety ny aaj tk kisi lerki sy baat nahi ke, ye lerkion sy bohat sharmata hy, aap apni beti ki shadi Killer sy kr dyn aur agar aap ka koi beta hy to uski  shaadi mery bety sy kr dyn kiun k mery khayal myn mera beta lerkon myn zyada intrested hy, myn ny isy kai baar dekha hy team viewer per lerkon sy baat krty hoye, ya phir agar aap ki nazar myn koi female vampire ho to us sy shadi kr wa dyn mery bety ke, kiun k ye pehly jis female vampire ko chahta tha us ny isy L kra diya hy.

GC k parents : Hamara beta bohat shareef DISCO MOLVI hy. ye is tarah date marta hy k is k baap ko b nahi pata chalta. is k paas BE COPY PASTE ki degree hy.

Alpha k parents : Mera beta din myn 16 ghanty so skta hy.

Arbi k abbu (Sec) : Mera beta pehly sy shadi shuda hy, aur mujy sharing pasand nahi hy. (samaj to gaye ho gy ) . Lerke waly shocked, Arbi Rocked.

Zohaib k parents : Mera beta topian pehnany myn mahir hy, her type ki topi is k paas her time mojood hoti hy. "Zohaib beta ye zara apny uncle ko topi to pehnana."

Hasban k parents : Mera beta mehnat sy bachny k liye her project myn group leader ban jata hy. is k ilawa mera beta khary khary pankha saaf kr skta hy aur minar-e-pakistan k top ko  haath laga skta hy. tooti myn hath daal kr tanki saaf kr skta hy. mera beta bachon k khatny b  kr skta hy.

Jamal k parents : mery bety ko FPGA k cheety sy zyada Verilog aati hy, ye to ab batyn b verilog myn krta hy. mera beta cover drive bohat achi khelta hy aur razzaq ki tarah seedhi  seedhi bowling krwa k arbi jesy bachy sy b pit skta hy. mera beta her khany sy pehly shave banata hy.

Zaid k parents : mera beta ghussy myn tamater ke tarah laal ho skta hy aur kutton wala patta apny bazzo py bandh kr bara khush hota hy aur phir kutton ki tarah bachon ko bashan deta hy.

Aziz k parents : pory khushab myn sirf mery bety k paas BE BATTI ON OFF ki degree hy jo is ny PNEC sy hasil ki hy.

Asif k parents : Mera beta chussbook ka admin hy.
Lerke waly : ADMIN hy!!!!!!!!!!!
Asif k parents : Chussbook ka...
Lerke waly : Admin to hy na, Bus hamyn qabool hy.

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Arbi : Tum aik lafz bolo myn pora sentence samaj jaon ga jo tum bolna chah rahy ho.
Hasban : Abu
Arbi : mujy pata hy tum Barki ki baat kr rahy ho.

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Last week chusses

BY  KįŁŁΣЯ

Kashif: Sir kal myn kamran k sath date maar raha tha aur patang bazi kr raha tha.
Dr. sameer : Aap patang bazi kryn ya londay baazi, mujy farak nahi parta.
Kashif   : Sir test kal ly lyn
Sameer : Myn aap ki ly lon ga lekin test aaj he lon ga.
Kashif   : Plz sir.
Sameer : Kia aap ny mujy dekha kamran k sath date maarty aur patang bazi krty hoye????
Kashif   : sir wo to myn dekh b nahi skta, aisa dekhny sy pehly myn suicide kr lon ga. sir plz test last period myn ly lyn.
Sameer : ly lyn, ly lyn??? ktni baar kaha hy myn ghandy bachon ki nahi leta.
Kashif   : Sir plz test aik ghanty baad ly lyn.
Sameer : Ghanty ki batti bna k apny router myn ly lo, test time per ho ga.
Kashif   : Chalyn sir test aadha ghanty baad ly lyn
Sameer : Mery bridge py charh, myn na test aagy lon ga na peechy lon ga, test myn time py lon ga.
Kashif : Sir aap b student life sy guzry hyn, aap per b aisa waqt aya hoga???
Sameer : PONKA , myn bohat pappu aur cheetah student tha. ab mery dimaagh ka andha ghotala na bnao aur yahan sy 1 Mb/Sec ki speed sy short ho jao.
Kashif   : Sir aap ki shadi ho gae???
Sameer : Tumhari aur kamran ki shadi ho gae???
Kashif   : Sir aap ko pata hy Pakistan myn allow nahi hy, warna hum dair na kryn.
Sameer : mera b kuch aisa he scene hy.
Kashif   : Matlb hum dono aik he kashti k sawaar hyn, ahaaan sir... kis k sath???
Sameer : Sub bata dun, naak ktwa dun, Bridge py charha dun, router myn ghusa dun.........

Curtains dropped , Door locked...........
MMMMMMUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GC reherseling for presentation:

GC : Bismillah , My name is ahmad. the topic of my presentation is
        Ye presentation nahi aasan
        bus itna samajh li jiye
        aik Dean ki mori hy
        Aur pory group ny nikalna hy.

Alpha : yaar serious presentation dy.

GC : acha ab serious. My name is ahmad, the topic of my presentation is
     Ye baazi presentation ki baazi hy.
     ye baazi hum he jeetyn gy.
     Arshad hamari kia mary ga.
     Hum roz arshad ki maryn gy.
     aur arshad k jtny bachay hun gy,
     un sub ka naam b arshad rakhy gyn.
     aur phir un sub ki b maary gyn.

Alpha: Time kum hy serious ho ja.

GC : Ok , My name is shela and im not sexy at all. and now for the rest of the song i wud call Alpha to continue..

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Asif , GC and Alpha givng presentation.

Asif : sir hum ny sari PCBs khud design ki hyn.
LUL Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Alpha : sir hum ny pcbs fabricate b khud ki hyn.
Chay Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
GC : sir pnec ki history myn itni fine PCBs kisi student ny nahi banaen.
Chuss Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Alpha : sir hum ny sari pcbs test kr lein hyn..
Chussu Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
Asif: Sir ye sari pcbs batti bna k apny ander ly lyn.
Chummy Arshad : aap ny kuch nahi kia.
GC : Mor k ander ly lyn.
Chussar Arshad : maza nahi aya.
Alpha : Sir ye ethernet ki wire b ly lyn.
Arshad : abi b maza nahi aya.

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Asif : if u cannot change the person then change the person.
Arbi : samaj nahi aya, asan zaban myn samja.
Asif : agar barki sy maza nahi araha hy to rauf ko pakar lo.
GC : ye possible nahi hy, according to law if u cannot change barki then u can never change barki.

Misbah Misbah Misbah

M   I   S   B   A   H
tere satty bazi ko salam
tu hoa munni sy zyada badnam
tu hy afridi sy bara pathan
tu ab khol ly koi dukaan
cricket nahi tery bus ka kaam
tuny bohat khaya hy haram
tera kutton sy bura hoga anjaam
tera jaly ga makaan
aur mary ga pora khandan
tu chussyn marny myn mahan
jis din tu bany ga mera mehmaan
us din kaat don ga tery kaan
tu lagta nahi kahin sy insaan
tere ly lon ga myn jaan
tujy khayen gy kutty wid naan
tujy gher waly nahin paen gy pehchaan
tera aisy mita dyn gy naam o nishan


Aye Pakistan hum sharminda hyn
Misbah, Gul aur Yunus abi tk zinda hyn



Cricket commentator :Srilankan team ny world cup final k liye qualify kr liya hy aur ab wo final akely he khelyn gy baghair kisi dosri team k, agar kisi ko mere chuss ki samaj nahi aye tu usy myn bta dun k mera matlb hy k wo final k liye net practice kryn gy aapas myn.

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Muhabbat aik aisa bhari pathar hy meerA
k jis py girta hy us k paon py patti bnd jati hy
samaj to gaye hun gy

Jamal : CR , class ka time over ho gya hy.
CR DODA : Zindagi mout ka kuch pata nahi, thora uar parh lo.

OWAIS KA BACHPAN

LAGY RAHO MUNNA BHAI !!!!!

WANTED!!!!

ALERT!!!!!!! WANTED!!! ALERT!!!!!!

ASIF CHARSI aka | sab sey ziada khatarnak chussu ko dunya key sab sey barey pagalkhana bhi na band kersaka. Wo aj bhi azad ghum raha hai. Us ka pasandeeda mushgala chawalein marna hai. Kamina harasat mein bhi hans raha hai!! Lekin ye darinda barson sey kidnapping mein mulafiz bhi hai. Najaney kitno ko ghayab ker chuka hai. Aj hi is ka aik victim is key panjon sey farar hua......

Is CHUSSAR sey ahtiath ikhtiar karein aur mobile ki izat bachayen!!!!

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KILL3R'$ WARNING : Koi aur ehtyaat kry na kry , CHUDAI tum zaror ehtyaat kro kiun k ab tk myn mobile kidnaping krta tha ab sy myn ny banday kidnap krny ka plan bnaya hy aur shoroaat tum sy krny ka irada hy.

Tumhyn myn ny kaha tha k cell phone myn ny nahi liya , tum ny muj per ilzaam lagya hy, bhugatna to tumhyn pary ga he.....ab tumhyn koi nahi bacha skta muj sy.....

Aur WANTED sy tumhara kiya matlb hy, class myn hota hun, pakar skty ho to pakar lo.......

wesy pic bari zabardast banai hy.............bilkul WANTED movie ka hero lag raha hun..... wesy km b nahi hun myn...

class chuss

usman class
he was taking attendance and then he said
" tumhari class main ahmed nam kae bohat sarae bachae hae"
gc ::: han sir bahut hae uzair ahmed, owais ahmed, waseem ahmed, muhammad ahmed, gc ahmed
asif , ahsan, zaid gc ahmed kia??
zaid eik admi hae , dosra us ka saaya.... pata nahi kon ch***a gc ahmed hae....
asif :::: in sab ahmed brothers ka baap eik hi hae.... eik class main apnae bachon parhane kae lia dala hae..
ahsan ::: ahmed fawad
asif:::: woh in sab ka baap kae.... sust aur kahil
ahsan::: baap aur bachae eik class main electronics perh rahae hae..... happy family class

BAD NEWS

Latest news k mutabiq hamary intahai kareebi aur aziz dost Juzaik ahmed chotium sulphate ka Intaqaal ho gya hy, tamam dost un k aisaal e sawab k liye BHAGWATGEETA AUR BIBLE perhyn. hum un ki shahadat ki pur zoor muzammat krty hyn.

Talash E Ghumshuda

Naam : Uzair Taaro
Nick : Megan ka Tharki
Umer : megan k bety jtni
Hulia : balon myn bomb blast , shave barhi hoi, ulti shirt pehni hui, nangy paon.
Shakal : pathanon wali
Aqal : Pathanon wali

Dimaghi tawazun project member ki waja sy kharab hy.
Aakhri baar project lab myn apny group member k hathon dimagh ki dahi banwaty hoye dekha gya.
Megnothopia , Gyro nobia aur UAV flyobia ka patient hy.
Jagty myn sapny dekhny ki aadat hy aur zyada ter sapny megan fox k dekhta hy.
Apny aap ko megan ka hasband kehta hy.
Female Vampires ko bohat pasand krta hy,

Jis kisi ko b mily bara e meherbani kisi b bta dy siwae arsLun amin ****ji wala.
beheter ho ga agar usy hyderabad chor k ajen , usy hyderabadi ban'ny ka bohat shoq hy, lekin filhal wo hyderabad k neechay latka hoa hy. 

lost person!!!!! help us find our friend

the person is lost!!!!
name: uzair ahmed chugtai
height: 5.8
weight: 90 kg
eyes: blue (when he wore lenses), black
single


the person has lost contact for five continuous days. the last time we saw him was on tuesday... after that no report of him. the cell phone is also found out of reach











probably the reasons may be:::::

this person;;;
name: arslan amin dorajiwala
height: 5.4
weight: 45 kg


this person is useless and most chuss person of all time... sorry not chusser he is actually P for pakao.... he will make your brain like anda ghotala....
eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

he is group mate of uzair for FYP.
the project that they are making has actually not started so uzair was left with one option......sucide...

we have tried every methods of reaching him and contacting somehow but we have failed and given up our hopes..................... if you will find him then please inform us or else join hands with us for his forgiveness..........

samir class chuss

Dr. Samir : when signal is distorted, what do we do?
Faisal : Scooby doo b do 


Dr. Samir : The signal strength is more in rural ares.
Kashif : Sir dayhaton myn to signal weak hoty hyn.
Faisal : yes sir , Larkana myn signal nahi aaty.
Kashif : faisal k mamon k gher signal aaty hyn.
Class : CHUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

play safe!!!!!!!!!!


HIC (hyderabad islamic council) run by sir najeeb is the prime organization that works to bring new changes in pnec... prime objective is to make pnec girls wear hijab!!! the man (dashing devilzz) has brought new revolution... any girl that passes by him automatically take on scarf.. this is just beginning............



to everyone who say:: paper ko mor kae kaisae bati bana tae hae...
here is the example shown to us by asif!!! for more take tutorials from him

gc favourite quotes:: bati bana aur mor kae ........ lae lae!!!!!
he succeeds in making bati lets see will he be able to come later parts of his qoutes...