CHUSSEPTION 1
Asif, Chugtai, Arbi, GC and Alpha going from arbi's home to mosque for Isha prayer at 11 pm ....
Arbi: is raasty py churailyn b hoti hyn.
Chugtai: Oye churailon myn b HOT aur SEXY churailyn hoti hon ge?
Asif: 4 saal PNEC myn rehny k baad b tumhyn nahi pata chala k Sexy churailyn b hoti hyn.
Arbi: PNEC myn churailyn to bohat dekhe hyn , lekin sexy to koi nahi dekhe.
Chugu : yar ab tk koi lerki to mili nahi, koi churail he mil jae.
Asif : FV kisi sexy churail sy km hy kia?
GC : Jb koi lerki he nahi mili to churail kesy mily ge.
Alpha : Lerkion k paas jana perta hy, jb k churail khud aati hy.
GC : Beta churail aati nahi hy balky ander ghuss jati hy.
Chugu : yaar beshak ander ghuss jaye lekin ho sexy.
Arbi : Tujy kesy pata chaly ga k churail sexy hy k nahi, wo to tery ander ho ge.
Alpha : Jesy west indies myn sub sy zyada kali lerki sub sy zyada khubsurat hoti hy, aisy he churailon myn sub sy zyada khofnaak churail sub sy zyada SEXY hoti ho ge....
CHUSSEPTION 2
(Facebook Chuss)
Zaid ilyas : Missing hostel.
Muhammad Asif : Girls hostel? yeah..i am missing it too.
Zaid Ilyas : @Asif Hostel of Bahria...hehehe
Rashid Manzoor : and ur pillow? :P :D
Zaid Ilyas: @Rashid nahi usy miss nahi kr raha. Lolz
Muhammad Asif: Pillow ko kia miss krna hy, uss myn holes kr kr k uska kuch chora nahi tha.
Ahsan Fawad: hostel myn holes tou kr skta tha!!! gher myn kahan sy kry ga???
Muhammad Asif : gher waly pillow he nahi dety, phir ye bed myn holes krta hy. ab gher waly isy zamin py sulaty hyn. neechy waly aa k pochty hyn k bhai raat ko aap ke gher ye farash myn drilling kon krta rehta hy.
Rashid Manzoor: bus kr do ab. zaid shareef banda hy.
Muhammad Asif : @rashid han sharafat tou tapakti hy is sy...wo alag baat hy k ghalat jaga sy tapakti hy. isi liye hr wqt is room chip chipa rehta hy.
Sequels coming soooon...Stay tuned.
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Tafseelat k mutabiq Dr. Arshad Aziz ny zaigham ko apny room myn bula kr pehly aik chommy de aur phir apni khufia muhabbat ki qasam dety hoye kaha k ye mere thori se bachi hoi izzat ka sawal hy, tumhyn jitny b projects milyn hyn, unhyn end time py topi krwa dena, is tarah mery group k gold medal jeetny k chances barh jaen gy. Ye b pata chala hy k Dr. Arshad ny pichly aik maheeny myn Dean office k 420 chakkar lagaen hyn, Itny chakkar agar wo masjid k lagaty to bakhshish pakki the. Baad myn ye b maloom hoa k Arshad Aziz ny he Durr-e-Shahwaar ko kaha tha k wo Arbi k project ko kum number dy, is sy pata chalta hy k Dr. Arshad ki Arbi sy ktni phat'ti hy.
PNECLEAKS k mutabiq sabiq sports NSR Bilal ki PNEC wapsi ki waja Masters nahi hy balky kuch aur hy. Bilal jb Graduation k baad wapis apny gaon gya to us k gher walon ny us sy shadi krny ko kaha jis per us ny kaha k wo shadi sirf PNEC ki lerki sy he kary ga aur faisla kia k wo masters kerny k bahany PNEC wapsi aye ga. Wapis aa ker us ny lerki ki talash shoro ke aur aakhir usy aik adad bachi mil he gae jis k sath wo roz Shahal khan resturant myn date marta hy.
stay tunes for more PNECLEAKS...
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Chuss version of "MYN DOOB RAHA" By Bilal Khan
Graduation k safar main
chalna hy pakar k
koi na dekhy hamyn
Kr lyn hum jee bhar k
ab wo mujy na milayn
teacher woh yaad aain na
khata hogai, saza hogai
puraney chopay yaad aain na
PNEC kay is shor main
sikha hai charh kay
hota hy choopa kia
main choop raha
choop raha
mujay chupana
masti ke ye raat hy
moun myn hyn daly hoye
koi nahi muj ko dekh raha
Khara hoa mujboor hai
maza zara door hai
bhuj raha hy kamray ka charag
khata hogai, saza hogai
puraney tareeqay yaad aain na
PNEC kay is shor main
sikha hai charh kay
hota hy choopa kia
main choop raha choop raha
mujay chupana
Yeh larkiyon ki university , yeh university ki larkian
na to yeh haseen hain
na to yeh zaheen hain
Hai larki agar ek to
Saath larky bhi teen hain
Jebon main larkon ki ab hone lagi hain karkian
Yeh larkiyon ki university , yeh university ki larkian
Utthna subha bahana hai
Tayar ho ker aana hai
In sub ka yehi khawab hai
Aishwariya ko harana hai
Paisoon se yeh kitaboon ki, latee hain apni baliaan
Yeh larkiyon ki unversity, yeh university ki larkian
Perhai main bhi aagaye hain
Larai main bhi aagaye hain
Larke kaise aagaye baren
lerkion k peechay jo bhagy hyn
Larkon ki her kharabi ki waja hain yehi larkian
Yeh larkiyon ki university, yeh university ki larkian
Khudaya hum ko maaf ker
inke Zehno ko saaf ker
Na dikhayi hum ko diya karen
Ab tu hi kuch insaaf kar
Jahanum main hum larkon ko pohchayengi yeh larkian
Yeh larkioon ki university, yeh university ki larkian
Chuss Version of "DIL JHOOM JHOOM" By Ali Zafar
Dedicated to PNEC galz
Hum ney tujhe dekha,
makri k jaalon myn
lomri ke chaalon myn
latky hoye gaalon me
mailay khayalon me
uljy hoye baalon me
chutia sawalon myn
chuss marny walon myn
lesbian ke havaalon me
jitna tu qareeb aye
utni lage choti choti
jab bhi tu le angrayi
tery sy badboo aye
K dil ghoom ghoom
chaly ghoom ghoom
Hum ney tujhe dekha hy,
Gandagi k naalon me
larai karne walon me
murda misaalon me
cigarette peeny walon myn
date marny walon myn
chutiapy saarny walon myn
More to come in COCK Studiossss...
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Taza tareen itla'a k mutabiq PNEC myn aik drone hamla hoa hy, jis myn Dr. Arshad samait 4 doctors halak ho gaye hyn. Dr. Arshad ki chitta room 12 myn hasban mahmood k hathon jalae jae ge. tamam student shirkat ferma kr gunah-e-kabeera hasil kryn. hamly k baray myn pehly ye kaha ja raha tha k is myn uzair ka drone "MUJAHID" istamaal hoa hy, baad myn tehqeeqat sy pata chala k Mujahid tou 'KHASSI' hy, ur na tou door ke baat wo tou reeng b nahi skta. Dr. Arshad aziz ko aakhri ghusal dety hoye un k underwear sy aik batti , aik fpga aur bohat se ashya baraamd hoi jin ke shakal ahmad fawad kay banaye hoye project jesi the.
Dosri khabar k mutabiq Dr. Arshad aziz k aik intahai kareebe dushman 'Asif' ke shadi ho gae hy aur us k haan pehly he saal 3 bachon ny janam lia hy, jin k naam us ny Arshad aziz , Nazeer alam aur nevada rakhy hyn.
New Year ke khushi myn PNEC ny college myn aik function arrange kia jis myn kafi ta'adad myn students aur instructors ny shirkat ke. students ny new year ke khushi myn bhangra dala jisy dekh kr instructors ko b apna bachpan yaad agya k wo kesy shadion pr bhangry daal k paisy loot'ta krty thy tou unhon ny b students k sath bhangra daal kr apny bachpan ke yadyn taza kein aur new year ke khushi manai. is moqy pr aik concert ka b ehtamaam kia gya tha. Jis myn Nevada , Mamu , Mitha , PhD pakao band jesy famous singers aur bands invited thy. Nevada ny classical gana "Jany kitny dino k baad gali myn aaj chand nikla" ga kr aur break dance kr k hazreen ko preshan kr dia. Mamu ny "MAMU CANT DANCE SALA" aur Mithy ny "GAL MITTHI MITTHI BOL" ga kr students sy daad wasool ke. aakher myn Pakao band ny apni pakao performance sy logon k dil cheer diye aur function ko waqt sy pehly khatam hony myn aham krdar ada kia. aur youn PNEC ny apni fazool aur boring functions ke rewayat ko barqarar rakhty hoye aik aur boring function ko ikhtamam pazeer kia.
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some texts we 'll probably never get again.
Chugtai : Arbi k gher perhny jana hy, arslan ko kata do.
waseem : guys sir usman saying raat ko aa k numbers dekh lena, oh sorry ye msg to mery liye tha tum log subah aa k numbers dekh lena. love u all , mmmmmmmmuuuaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Arbi : Burki k paas ja raha hun, aik ghanty myn "FARIGH" ho k aata hun.
Memon : kal mery 5 rupy ly ana, ok? its urgent.
Alpha : agar aankh khul gae to ajaon ga.
Kashif : yaar mere bilkul b tayyari nahi hy, qasam sy relative nahi maar raha.
Owais : myn pehly lerkion ko perha lon phir tmhyn perhata hun.
CR : yaar myn usman ko rota hua nahi dekh skta, plz kal uski assignments bna k ly ana.
Asif : Sir Sameer ki ASS bna le?
Arsi : BaBy i NeEd u.
Chugu : PONKA।
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17 MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITIES OF PNEC
1. Hyderabadies
2. Dr. Mitha
3. Sir Shahaal khan
4. Mr. Hanfi
5. Sir Usman
6. Sir Bhaglol
7. Uncle Mustaqeem
8. Aunty Ayesha Mustaqeem
9. Najma Chugtai
10. Dr. Poblum Pervaiz
11. Sir Choti Machine
12. Sir Javed Supari
13. Uncle Nevada
14. Durr-e-Shahwaar
15. Gol Gol mehmoona
16. Baba Waheed
17. Dabang Nazeer Alam
9 LEAST INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITIES OF PNEC
1. Dr. Arshad
2. Dr. Sameer
3. Baba Rasheed
4. Assistant Professor Mamoo
5. Dean EPE
6. Germander
7. Dr. Atta
8. G.P Shoaib
9. Mustafa jaan
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Kashif : Sir kindly test Thursday ko ly lyn.
Germo : Nop, this is not possible.
Girls : sir test Thursday ko ly lyn .
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GC: ye faysal bank waly t20 tornament kiun krwa rahy hyn?
Asif : faysal bank k manager k dada ka intaqal ho gya , un k aisal-e-sawab k liye tornament krwa rahy hyn, her six py unko 10 neekian melyn ge aur her wicket py 5 neekian km ho jaen ge. aur boundry rokny py 5 neekian bonus myn milyn ge.
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Is ke peeche aik lambi kahani hai. Aik murgi ko pyar ho gaya to us ne mannat mangi ke agar mujy mera pyar mil gya to myn ghar ki sari dal kha lon gi . Jb us ki mannat pori ho gae to us ne gher ke sari daal kha li. us ke malik ne jb pakane ke lea dal dhondi to usko nahi mili to us ne murgi pakane ka faisla kea. per murgi ko zibah kerne laga to beech me murga aa gaya jis ke lea murgi ny mannat mangi the per malik ne murghy ko paker ke pinjre me band ker dea or phir murgi ko zibah kea to ander se sub dal he nikli or gosht to tha nahi kyon ke dal khane se pehle murgi ne one week dieting jo ki the so malik ne bola ke ghar ki murgi to dal braber is lea us ne murge ko bhi zibah ker dea or chicken or daal pakae or is tarah un ka pyar amar ho gaya .
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Umar Shareef: "Sir, log bahar se aa kay hum pe bomb phaink k nikal jatay hein. Hamaray pas bhi tou atom bomb hein."
Musharraf: "Han hein tou sai."
Umar Shareef: "Tou wo kya hum ne shabrat k liye rakhay hue hein."
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Asif : Burki tujy chorny aye ga airport?
Arbi : Han
Alpha : Aik abbu sy to dosry abbu k paas tranfer ho ga..
Asif : Yani Soft hand over ho ga.
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