Zaroorat e rishta for GC

gc and ahsan messaging on friday!!!!!
ahsan:: kia hoa? nai aa rahae usman ki class main?
gc:: 9 bje tak.
ahsan::: tera mama aae ga usman ki class main presentation denae kae lia?
gc::: mama?
gc::: mama?
gc::: oye uniform gum ho gya he islia nae aya.

class over,

ahsan::kahan hae baigairat??? 9 bje bhi nai aaya. pata hae tere pathi hae larkion kae samnae presentation denae ko.

gc::: nae mehman ae huwe hn, kal jaenge.
ahsan:: eik reason bata? mehman aae hae ya uniform ghum ho gaya.
gc:: uniform was wid dhobi..... plus mehman too.
ahsan::: kon mehman! larki walae rishta lae kae aae hae??
gc:: chuss
ahsan: kia larki ka nick name chuss hae?
gc: andar lae lae ab
ahsan::: paki baat hae... dekh lae... tou mind tou nai kerae ga jab main aap ki so call ........... ko....................?
gc::: mele soch hae tere .
ahsan:: kia?? tere ho nain wali biwi ko apnae ghar main lae loo aur mehman nawazi karoo... tou kia soch raha tha!!!! mela insaan.... 2 number ka molwi.
gc:::::: chusss
ahsan:::: chuss marnae walon kae nasseb main larki walae aaey waha waha
likin chuss bolnae wala sirf chuss bol kae haath dho betha waha waha


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Added by Killer :


Normally lerky waly jaty hyn rishta leny, ye case he ulta hy, chacha aye hyn apni betion ka rishta leny.
visualize kro k GC unko chai bna k paish kry ga.
aur actually uniform gum nahi hoa, GC ny uniform dho kr unko dikhaya k myn kapry b dho skta hun.

keep it up GC, unko achy achy khany bna k khila, unki achi sewa krna, ye rishta hath sy na nikalny pae.

kiun k chacha ki 5 betian hyn, 4 to hyderabadion ki ho jaen ge, aur 5th hyderabadion k tes**cal ko gift kr dyn gy.

aur ye tabhi mumkin hy agar GC unko khush kr dy.
GC unky samny chussyn na mrna.

myn , arbi aur alpha tu phir b kuch kr lyn gy lekin uzair bichary ki sari umeedyn tujh sy wabasta hyn, tu uska aakhri sahara hy, warna wo pori umer "KUDHKHUSHI" krty hoye guzaar dy ga.

Chuss of the day

GC : myn aaj uni nahi aon ga mera uniform gum ho gya hy.


Asif : is sy achi topi nahi mili thi uni na aany k liye?


GC : Topi b sath he gum ho gae hy.

Asif : jb dono cheezon mil jaen to unki batti bna lena.


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Arslun : yar mujy short leave chahiye, warna myn jummy k liye late ho jaon ga..


Asif : tumhary jumma b isi time hota hy.


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Electronics Chusses

Asif : arbi mujy 220 V AC ko 5 V dc myn krna hy to kia krna ho ga?

arbi : simple  use 7805.


Asif : ohm law k mutabiq agar voltage barhta hy to current b barhta hy, jb k transformer myn voltage barhta hy to current km ho jata hy, ye kesy hota hy?

Arbi : bcoz it follows invers ohm law.

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william chugtai the great : Jb koi lerka lerki ko dekhta hy to lerkion ko bohat bura lagta hy, kia jb koi lerki kisi larky ko dekhti hy to lerkon ko bura lagta hy? 

alpha : jb koi maasi tumhyn dekhe ge to tmhyn bura nahi lagy ga?

Chugu : mere liye ye b bari baat ho ge.

arbi : yaar koi maasi dekhy to sahi, lekin condition ye hy k wo patli ho.


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Asif : Bulb kesy jalta hy??

Arbi : us myn 7805 laga hota hy.

Jamal : us myn FPGA laga hota hy.

faisal : jb raja pervaiz ashraf bijli kholta hy to bulb jalta hy.

chugtai : filament ko 220V ka shock lagta hy jis ki waja sy us myn blast hota hy aur wo jalny lag jata hy.

GC : myn mulla umer sy barood la k us myn barta hun aur phir trigger dabata hun to bulb jalny lag jata hy.

Arsalan :its actually when napolean won the war, he orderd the bulb " le petit caporal" and it started to glow.

Kashif : you man tha bulb is actually jealous of my aasnt, so bulb started jalna from me and till date it is jaling.

waseem  : yaar mery khayal myn kashif theek bol raha hy.

Zohaib : Is k ander aik relay laga hota hy, voltage fluctuation ki waja sy us myn sparking hoti hy jis sy bulb jalta hy.

Owais : had ho gai, tumhyn itna nahi pata k bulb kesy jalta hy, ye to tum lerkion sy b pocho gy to wo b shaid bata dyn.

hasban : Google kr lo.

zaid : actually an aaalturnating flaax is produced in it, due to which bulb glow.

Aziz : yaar Khushab myn to hum bulb myn doda dalty hyn to wo jalny lag jata hy.

Alpha : Touch screen py jb hum bulb ko touch krty hyn to controller aik signal bhejta hy bulb ko  jis sy wo jalny lag jata hy.

Sir rafi-ud-din :  The current is HOT
                          The Filament is HOT
                          The Bulb is HOT
                          But when Bulb is cool , people are HOT.

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Hasban : listen to arsalan's version of myn doob raha song
     
      Myn choop raha
      Myn choop raha
      Mujy chopana

Maulana Allama G.C ka kalam

Na thi usko mere pyar ki qadr,

Na thi usko mere pyar ki qadr,

Bus mein bhi soch liya is qadr,

2 PARALLEL LINES CANNOT INTERSECT EACH OTHR!!!


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agar sy kuch nahi hota magar sy kuch nahi hota
sirf kuch krny sy kuch hota hy

Wannabe KASHIF

Kashif: Yo my man , uh waz up.. yea im so kewl

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: Kia???

Kashif: yea allz gud. hw u lyk ma english? ima just practicin my english. so listn to me n tell me na.

K!/_/_3R: abey chal dafa ho

Kashif: Shut the fuck up man. dnt be hating me coz im black. fuk youall man. myyy engleeesh

is perrfect.

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: WTF???

Kashif: what is the prablem guys. dnt you lyk my engleesh??

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: Kia masla hy???

Kashif: Waseem lurves my new engleesh. Alongwith othr thngs ;)

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: jaan chor dy bhai???



kashif : i speak like Hollywood films star, isn't
it ... my assnt is just like them..

Killer : your ass is also like theirs..

kashif : no dude you r jealous of me haan ,
waseem likes my assnt very much..

Killer : itni achi english na bol, Tom cruise
ki job khatry myn par jaye ge..

Kashif : Tom is my friend, he is so sexy..

Arbi : Djuice ka wo ad tery liye bna hy jis myn wo kehti hy ka
           hum larkion ka nazron sy kb ehtraam kryn gy.

Asif : jtni b larkian hijaab pehanti hyn aur jo khobsorat nahi hyn
         unka myn nazron sy b aur dil sy b ehtraam krta hun,
         jo baki bach jati hyn unko myn larkian nahi samajta,
         isliye unka ehtraam nahi krta.

Pak Vs Aus CHUSS

Hussy to aaj ho gya khussy
aur us sy koi b ball nahi phassi
kiun k team myn aaj nahi tha ajmal lassi

Afridi to aisy khush ho gya jesy
punno ko mil gae ho sassi

wahab ny to aisy bowling kr wai jesy
aik over krwa k mar jata hy aarsi

Australia ny to batting myn aisi chuss mari
2 saibon wali chuss jesy marta hy warsi

aur watson to aaj aisy out hoa jesy
chars ka sutta maar  k "OUT" hota hy charsi

Misba-ul-haq sy bara kamina nahi koi
ye chuss likhny k doran us ny apni chuss mar di
(out on 1st ball)

Hafeez nay b aaj bohat bari chuss mari
myn to samajhta tha k sub sy bara chussar hy Hanfi

Australia ko harana itna aasan nahi afridi
ye baat aaj tere pathan aqal myn ghussi

apny comments likh k batana mujy
kese lagi tumhyn mere ye chuski

@ $ ! F  | Ķ↑∟∟ΣЯ

todays Chusses

Faisal : apny aap ko aik shair myn describe kro.
Kasif : Hazaron saal nargis apni bay noori py roti rahi.
Asif : Tu nargis hy kia?
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GC: Inter system aur intra system ki aik aik example bta?
Asif : Agar germander ny 2 poch le to?
GC: Usi ko do martba likh dun ga.

Random Chusses

myn jamal k sath HOD k office k saamny sy guzra to achanak ander sy aik zanana awaz aye

"JUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAL"

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HANFI CHUSSES:

Hanfi: CR marker kahan hy?

DODA: sir mery paas.

Hanfi: to dy do na mujy, gher thora ly kr jaon ga.

Hanfi: kazmi ki 3 absents ho gae hyn, usko aik aur absent chahiye shahadat k liye , 4 absents pori hoty he wo shaheed ho jaye ga.

Arsalan: sir american economy will be sandwiched between china and India.

Hanfi: shaid

arsi: china wud b first, india 3rd and usa in between.

hanfi: shaid

arsi: by the year 2050

hanfi: shaid

arsi: some say by the year 2030

hanfi : shaid

arsi: sir i like napolean

hanfi: shaid

arsi: i also like hitler

hanfi: shaid

Hanfi : Someone said to the US army:"U r entering Afghanistan by ur own will, but u will come out bu PATHANS will."

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Arsalan: myn sochta hun k pakistan myn jo unethical practices ho rahi hyn un ki complain krni chahiye.

Arsi's DAD: beta u r no more in ur motherland Israel , ab israel wali aadtyn bhula kr pakistani aadtyn apnao. mat bholo k hum pakistan myn jasosi krny aur buri aadtyn phailany aye hyn.

Arsi: han dad, myn ny pnec myn baghairti, gayism , chuking aur chopy bazi k farogh k liye bohat mehnat ki hy.

Arsi's dad: beta isi liye Israel government ny tmhary liye LETTER OF APPRECIATION bheja hy.

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Zaid : Asif myn aaj "germander ki naho lon ga ", mere P laga dena, .

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GC and Asif's petere conversation about germander test.

GC: kia howa?

asif: beta hoa hy, GC naam rakha hy uska.

GC: abay test ka kia hoa?

asif: sary test positive hyn, confirm beta he hoa hy.

GC:Abhay bata na test ka kia scene hy?

asif: kal test nahi hy, interview hy engro ka.

GC: Faisal ny kia bola hy?

asif: faisal ka b kal interview hy.

GC:Abhay germander ny kia bola?

Asif: Germander ny bola hy k myn commander safeguard ko nahi choron ga, uska b interview lon ga.

GC:More k ly le.

Asif; round about aye ga to moron ga abhi to road seedhi hy.

GC: more k ander ly le.

Asif: kiun, tera gher hy wahan?

GC: abhay sahi bata kai scene hy test ka?

Asif: filhaal to oneday chal raha hy Australia aur Canada ka.

GC: Chussu kal jo germander ka test hy uska kia scene hy?

Asif: Germander ka kal test ho gya hy, HIV positive aya hy result,

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Chugu: Kidhar?

Asif: idhar.

Chugu: kidhar?

Asif: idhar.

Chugu kia idhar idhar, kidhar?

Asif: kia kidhar kidhar, Idhar.

Chughu: Bhaar myn jao.

Asif: ruko myn aata hun, mil k chalty hyn.

the man on left most side had wore underwear for the first time in his life!! woh dekha raha hae keh us nae underwear pehni wi hae!!!
look at the board behind
no gain without...................
without underwear.... kuan keh underwear main inverting amplifier laga wa hae

Jo zara si pi kar behak gaya, usey mekada se nikal do

Add Chuss to Complete it!!!!!!!!!(GC)

Reply

 Jo zara si pi kar behak gaya, usey mekada se nikal do
 Jo ghatia chuss maar gaya  ,  usey chuss book sy nikal do...
                aur usko ander aik bamboo daal do...

wah wah ye to aik chuss ghazal ban gai.... (ASIF)

kaddu........

aur jo chuss pe chuss mar gya, usko chusni laga do.......

wah wah wah wah

Doda CHUSS

Muhammad Asif :farmhouse ka kya scene hai??
Hasban: yar its expensive

Aziz Ahmad :yar agr expensive hai to sirf "farm" ka kr lo "house " ko rehne do

PM TEST

PM test ki pori tayyari ho gai,
pen , pencil , eraser , ruler , marker , uniform sub tayyar hy.......

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bus pharray tayyar krna baqi hyn..


PM test paper:
Q1: copy paste slide 22.

Q2: Why??

Q3: When??

Q4: How??

Q5: What is PM?? (Note that it is not related to time)

Q6: what is my qualification??

Q7: How was the paper??

kashif:: kia ker raha hae
waseem:: kia karo, i have some gay factors inside me
kashif:: ok ok ,,, abhi sab kae samnae nai
waseem:: eik kis tou kar loo,,, pyar kia tou darna kia!!!!!

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart": by ahsan fawad (copy right)

 Ignorance is no excuse for Engineers except PNECIANS. (Semi copied chuss by asif) ( Right to copy)

Class Chuss

posted by chugtai.

Hanfi: Taali bajaney ka shoq hai? kis ney sikhaya? Aj kal chowk pey barey taali waley nazar atey hain

Hanfi : muhammad asif tm ny to bari important information de hy, hamyn to pata he nahi tha k chinese president india gya tha...

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Chuss of the day:

do saib table py pary hoye thy.
aik saib ny dosry sy pocha : "Tmhara naam kiya hy?"


Dosra saib chonk k...




"Hi ALLAH bolny wala saib..."

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Chuss of the day:

Asif : Ye bakra kitny ka hy.

Arsalan khassi bakry wala : 90,000 ka.

Asif heeran ho kr
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Touch screen wala hy kia.