Electronics Chusses

Asif : arbi mujy 220 V AC ko 5 V dc myn krna hy to kia krna ho ga?

arbi : simple  use 7805.


Asif : ohm law k mutabiq agar voltage barhta hy to current b barhta hy, jb k transformer myn voltage barhta hy to current km ho jata hy, ye kesy hota hy?

Arbi : bcoz it follows invers ohm law.

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william chugtai the great : Jb koi lerka lerki ko dekhta hy to lerkion ko bohat bura lagta hy, kia jb koi lerki kisi larky ko dekhti hy to lerkon ko bura lagta hy? 

alpha : jb koi maasi tumhyn dekhe ge to tmhyn bura nahi lagy ga?

Chugu : mere liye ye b bari baat ho ge.

arbi : yaar koi maasi dekhy to sahi, lekin condition ye hy k wo patli ho.


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Asif : Bulb kesy jalta hy??

Arbi : us myn 7805 laga hota hy.

Jamal : us myn FPGA laga hota hy.

faisal : jb raja pervaiz ashraf bijli kholta hy to bulb jalta hy.

chugtai : filament ko 220V ka shock lagta hy jis ki waja sy us myn blast hota hy aur wo jalny lag jata hy.

GC : myn mulla umer sy barood la k us myn barta hun aur phir trigger dabata hun to bulb jalny lag jata hy.

Arsalan :its actually when napolean won the war, he orderd the bulb " le petit caporal" and it started to glow.

Kashif : you man tha bulb is actually jealous of my aasnt, so bulb started jalna from me and till date it is jaling.

waseem  : yaar mery khayal myn kashif theek bol raha hy.

Zohaib : Is k ander aik relay laga hota hy, voltage fluctuation ki waja sy us myn sparking hoti hy jis sy bulb jalta hy.

Owais : had ho gai, tumhyn itna nahi pata k bulb kesy jalta hy, ye to tum lerkion sy b pocho gy to wo b shaid bata dyn.

hasban : Google kr lo.

zaid : actually an aaalturnating flaax is produced in it, due to which bulb glow.

Aziz : yaar Khushab myn to hum bulb myn doda dalty hyn to wo jalny lag jata hy.

Alpha : Touch screen py jb hum bulb ko touch krty hyn to controller aik signal bhejta hy bulb ko  jis sy wo jalny lag jata hy.

Sir rafi-ud-din :  The current is HOT
                          The Filament is HOT
                          The Bulb is HOT
                          But when Bulb is cool , people are HOT.

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Hasban : listen to arsalan's version of myn doob raha song
     
      Myn choop raha
      Myn choop raha
      Mujy chopana