Wannabe KASHIF

Kashif: Yo my man , uh waz up.. yea im so kewl

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: Kia???

Kashif: yea allz gud. hw u lyk ma english? ima just practicin my english. so listn to me n tell me na.

K!/_/_3R: abey chal dafa ho

Kashif: Shut the fuck up man. dnt be hating me coz im black. fuk youall man. myyy engleeesh

is perrfect.

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: WTF???

Kashif: what is the prablem guys. dnt you lyk my engleesh??

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: Kia masla hy???

Kashif: Waseem lurves my new engleesh. Alongwith othr thngs ;)

( ]-[UG]-[T@!: jaan chor dy bhai???



kashif : i speak like Hollywood films star, isn't
it ... my assnt is just like them..

Killer : your ass is also like theirs..

kashif : no dude you r jealous of me haan ,
waseem likes my assnt very much..

Killer : itni achi english na bol, Tom cruise
ki job khatry myn par jaye ge..

Kashif : Tom is my friend, he is so sexy..